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X L X 07. Frozen Winter Salad
(Lyrics & Music by The Piz)


this is a test of the emergency elephant system
this is only an elephant
one day on the way to the store i fell off a cliff and i fell on the floor
so i got up and ran to the doctor
i said, "look at my knee, it's halfway off"
he said, "don't worry, i'll fix it right up"
and he taped a banana to my head
five days later the banana began to rot so i had to take it to the doctor again
got attacked by a herd of monkeys
there was banana on my head
banana on my head
banana on my head
banana on my head
there was banana on my head
banana on my head
banana on my head
banana on my head
banana on my head
a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away there lived a little elf named jobey
jobey was approximately three feet high and had long pointy ears
unfortunately jobey only had one leg so he could only walk on his hands and knees
or should i say knee for that matte
none of the other elves liked jobey very much
so santa came along one day
and he wanted to make jobey one of his workers because that was the law
santa had to be an equal opportunity employer
so he had to hire the elf on and make toys for him
jobey didn't do it very good and he ended up in a corporate law firm cleaning the toilets of other peoples
upon taking classes of cleaning toilets jobey found a large pot of gold in one of them
he had to examine this very carefully
at first he thought it was made of chocolate and tried to eat all of them
jobey was not a very smart man for only he had one leg
one day while walking to work to clean toilets, jobey got into a freak accident and lost the other leg
he then became a skydiver on the planet neptune
although there wasn't much atmosphere to breathe, jobey was a happy man
for he had gotten a pot of gold and a decent job