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the fuzzy green dinosaur(s)

the fuzzy green dinosaur(s)
by the pizard and Belle

one day on top of a great hill, a fuzzy green dinosaur or two started talking to the sand.
"hey, how ya doin. my names bobby. so, ah...."
the sand said nothing because it was sand, but then...........

.....the sand started to think about why he never replies to these friendly dinosaurs who so often confided in him and he decided to stop being so socially inept and that he would reply to them. He made his firts attempt and all that the dinosaur could comprehend was that the, sand......

...the sand was maybe making sound of some sort, so the dinosaur or two leaned in real close to try to messipulate exactly what the sand was saying.

"i give three"

the dinosaur, or perhaps the two dinosaurs did not understand this but instantly fell in love with the sand.....

......and fell, indeed they did. They revealed this profound affection or affliction (depending on the dinousaur and their emotional stability) to the seemingly boundless, golden carpet they adored. The sand then developed a monstrous crater to envelop the dinosaur/s in, they fell into this consuming, warm crater, they sunk deeper and deeper.....

and all the way down, the dinosaur(s) were oblivious to evertthing else but thesand's warm embrace. they were completely in love. however this was unfortunate because of.....

.....the sand's predictable vice and slight mental imbalance forcing him to explode every time he was asked to enter into a long-term monogmous relationship (even thought there may have been two dinosaurs ) Upon realisation of this led him to.....

led him to explode of course, as he did every time. but not literally explode, well yes literally explode. he exploded and pieces of him (well actually he is all pieces because he is sand) flew all over the hilltop. this annoyed the nearby squirrels and butterflies.

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