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the shiny blue mousie

the shiny blue mousie
by the pizard, Belle, and Pirate Bob

one day a shiny blue mousie was sitting at the bus stop eating a banana or two. he was waiting for the bus. then george the polar bear came and sat down next to him.
"can i have a banana" george asked....

......the shiny blue mousie felt slightly out of place even being near this bear, he found the question the polar bear asked was very forward and almost embarassing. He blushed slightly, giving him an even shinier yet purple-tinged glow. What would he do, he started to panic.....

The mousie started shimmering in the sunlight. This embarrassed him greatly and made him glow even brighter. Something had to be done. Passerbys started to stare at him....

the little mousie was very disoriented. george realized this and took advantage, taking both of the mousie's bananas and eating them right there and then. the mousie was then feeling horribly embarrassed, angry, depressed, and many other emotions...then something happened...

.......Mousie spotted a youngish looking boy (well he was a little feminine looking but 'boy' seemed appropriate at the time to mousie) near by, yes he was heading towards them carrying a rather unusally shaded hat and with the name RODNEY printed in bold on his T-shirt, he was a rather heroic looking boy mousie optimisticly thought. So mousie waved him over and .......

Rodney walked quickly over, and saw the bear eating both the bananas. The mouse was jumping up and down on one foot jabbering in some language consisting of only vowels. Rodney scratched his head and noticed his hat had begun to change colors and was now altering its appearance according to the mouse's......

rodney at first saw this as a sign from god to help the mousie but quickly changed his mind when he remembered that he did not in fact believe in god...but george the polar bear had already eaten the bananas and gotten on the bus, so it was too late.
"hey mousie. too bad about the bananas eh. is there anything i can do to help" "oiuueioiu aoiuauioie oioo oieieieee," the mousie said...

......which translated into 'yes you slowly responding fascist, chase the bus and make him vomit up my bananas, you bloody humans are even more stupid than chesse'. Rodney, being an human stupider than cheese ,still couldn't understand so he just smiled and nodded then looked around for the next potential saviour or at least distraction....

...Rodney tried to slowly back away from the mouse, but it kept glowing brighter and brighter and yelling more and more gibberish. Rodney turnedto run, but tripped and fell into the street. The wind caught his hat and blew it far away....

...just then an evil horse robot, a minion of the diabolical Dr. Nicey Nice Nice, ran up to rodney lying on the street. normally the mousie would be very distressed at this, but since Dr. Nicey Nice Nice and his robots did not exist, the mousie paid it no mind. anyway, he had more important things to worry about, he had missed his bus and his bananas....

.......The mousie then decided to concoct an evil plan to avenge this dastardly deed of George's, maybe he could involve Dr. Nicey Nice Nice and his horse-robots, yes that's waht he'd do, he would disguise the entire army and the infamous Doctor as bananas, tempt George (the fat Philistine) with them and just as he is about to steal that sumptuous first banana-bite.......

the mousie, still aware that neither the doctor or his robots even existed, decided to go on with the plan anyways, as he had lost his outer mind. so he began tracking down george, only to come across a pair of trousers.

the end

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