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X L X 1 23. Don't Inhale That
"Ohw, let go of my head."
("i like to comb my hair.")

X L X 20. What the Hell Can I Say Part 1
"toilet kills the beast magnetic waiter"
("toilet kills the beast magnetic wiener")

Peace Monkey Flimp

X L X 1 01. sex tools are fun
"mystery wacker"
("mr. weed wacker")

X L X 1 20. trn³
"hey little boy, it's a simple thing to do."
("eating apple pie is a simple thing to do.")
"going to the dentist is a simple thing to do."
("throwing rocks at cows is a simple thing to do.")

X L X 1 24. living on my best friend's body
"so please don't try to use your tongue."
("so please don't try to use your charm.")

X L X 2 11. rubik's pubes
"obituary, the right time, candy pop, though."
("obituary, the right time, candy pop, the.")

X L X 2 12. reuben doesn't like that title
"if you give me a 'tude i'll set ya up, kid"
("if you give me a 'tude i'll say i'm king.")

X L X 2 13. i love you a lot.
"I U!"
("I hate you")

Circus Maggots

X L X 1 04. 12 lb. Pork Chop
"I eat Jerry Angelo® ice cream now"
("I eat cherry and yellow ice cream now")

X L T 1 10. Anti-Drug Song
Flesh wounds are good on your pizza"
("Mushrooms are good on your pizza")

X L X 1 13. Wobbly Gus
"He does his dishes"
("He falls in bushes")

X L T 1 23. Cornwallis in the Fray
"Don't refuse the bread they bend"
("Don't refuse the bread they bring")
"Get into the white by going for the black sheep"
"Get into the white by going for the black semen"
("Get into the white by going for the black-seeming")

X L X 04. The formation of storefront anxiety
"I am all that provides you drugs and unity"
("I am all that provides you jerks with unity")

the zid

X L X 02. the process
"let's all play a game of breastfeed the thalamus"
("let's all play a game of mislead the followers")

X L X 23. i have no donuts
"every stone is gone"
("every soul is gone")

X L X 29. the haunted sheep
"and raise your own elephant"
("and wave your arms all about")
"do W but you're gonna die today"
("do whatever you want, you're gonna die today")
"sit in a pop can and smoke some seeds"
("sit in a dark corner, smoke some seeds")

X L X 36. the spinning nonexistence
"When all that was over with she became rapt with pride"
("When all that was over with she became glad but cried")

X L X 49. resting place of the black chains
"i punch these thoughts from death's mount choking gasping for air"
("my blood spews forth from death's mouth choking gasping for air")

the educational album

X L X 09. a is for albigensian
"We must get fat guys just to win"
("We must get baptized just to win")

The Bloody One

S L X 1 04. death of a pencil
"I'll chomp you for your pencil"
("I'll jump you for your pencil")

X L X 1 09. larry's park / X L T 2 03. larry's carcass
I'll put on Hawaiian make-up"
("I'll put on all my make-up")
Note: when we play this song live, we say "Hawaiian make-up" because it sounds better.

X L X 2 20. i are the scary man
"like, I'm so sure"
("like honey so sweet...")

X L X 2 25. i need to die
"wait a minute"
("weygumbleeah")

blsjnlsbalwivbalv

X L X 1 03. a walk on nature's grave
"If you start to masturbate, there's nowhere to move"
("If you start with mastery, there's nowhere to move")

S L X 1 05. i am a mask
"i took a trigger home and threw it all away"
("i took everything i owned and threw it away")

X L X 1 11. evil
"Oh that Trump, he's really bad"
("10 or 20 years from now")

X L X 1 13. the planet of hate
"we have the things for our reward!"
("we have the things for a real war!")

X L X 1 15. death
"yeah i walk back and forth through the supercomputer"
("yeah i walk back and forth through the soup of confusion")

X L X 1 18. i'm a donut
"my corndog elbow is slowly getting mold"
("my corndog elbow is sorely getting old")

X L T 1 20. the land of water
sit in a dark corner until i can find the ostrich"
("sit in a dark corner until i can find the off switch")

Spezielle kratzfeste Oberfläche

X L X 49. The Cost of Nothing
"emptiness sits and it's dead in its shack"
("emptiness sits in its den and its shack")

Return to Stupidland

S L X 07. Disco Zombie
"Step on your friend, well I'll eat him too"
("Stand behind your friend, well I'll eat him too")

X L X 08. Elpasti
"Write your half name on a totem can"
("Write your half name on a toenail can")
"I lost my ode to light"
("I lost my outer mind")

X L X 17. Corn Starch
"Give everybody corn starch."
"Kill everybody, Corn starch."
("Get up everybody. Corn starch.")

X L X 20. Revolution
"has the necessity of the robot?"
("has the necessity of the rollback?")

Diverse Uniform

X L T 03. Growing Shorter
"dog is Scooby, come on let's dance"
"dog is stupid, come on let's dance"

X L T 18. Dehydrated Water
"so now I've learned"
("so now I burn for you")

X L T 21. Utopian Hell
"seven years as dark as the moon"
("seventy hills as dark as the moon")
"soaring above the eddy boroughs"
("soaring above the heavy morose")
"pouring above with a gaze of the snows"
("boring a dove with a case of the slows")
"imperfect sighs fell on the ground and get stuck"
("imperfect suns flood the ground and get stuck")
"there once was a brain but was killed in a dream"
("that once was brave but was killed in a dream")
"hop slug badger with a little puke ash"
("hops like a badger with a little new cash")
"i'm minding, not minding the cold of the cove"
("a miser not minding the cold of the cove")

X L X 22. Comfortable Itch
"you can try to scream and run but I would devour you"
("you can try to scream and run but I wouldn't if I were you")

X L X 30. Questionable Answer
"why do spigots come in pairs"
"why do speakers come in pairs"
"why can't we roar like big old whales"
"why can't we roll like big old wheels"

X L X 35. One God, Many Feces
"and I dip sticks of butter and sometimes fight"
("and I lick sticks of butter and sometimes bite")

X L X 53. Exactly Imperfect
"I I I I say"
("I ain't lyin' when I say")

Snow Pants

S L X 16. Ooo Ooo Christmastime
"try to love nicely running through the fog"
("bundle up nicely and run through the fog")

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