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Officer Bobby

X L X 01. Officer Bobby (Digitally remastered)
(lyrics & music: jonbobby mcfee & reuben)
officer bobby from the British police here
I'll beat ya 'till you're bloody, just because you're ugly
then I'll go get drunk with my imaginary friends,
real people don't like me,
and i hate them

officer bobby
oi! oi!
here officer bobby
oi! oi!
there officer bobby
oi! oi!
everywhere is bobby
oi! oi! oi! oi!

anarchist Johnny from the revolution squad here
gonna smash bobby's head in, with a big rock
guess what bobby buddy, I'm gonna beat you bloody
then I'll go get drunk with my real live friends

officer bobby
oi! oi!
die officer bobby
oi! oi!
yer dead now bobby
oi! oi!
no more bobby
OI!!

02 - 17: Live at Steve's house 08/16/98

X L X 02. Officer Bobby
ee above

X L X 03. Officer Bobby (Reggae version)
(lyrics: jonbobby mcfee & reuben; music: jonbobby mcfee, reuben, chris)
officer bobby from the British police here
I'll beat ya 'till you're bloody, just because you're ugly
that's not reggae
then I'll go get drunk with my imaginary friends,
real people don't like me,
and i hate them

officer bobby
oi! oi!
here officer bobby
oi! oi!
there officer bobby
oi! oi!
everywhere is bobby
oi! oi! oi! oi!

rastafarian Johnny from jamaica here
I'll beat ya 'till you're bloody, just because you're ugly
then i'll go smoke a spliff with my real live friends

officer bobby
oi! oi!
here officer bobby
oi! oi!
die officer bobby
oi! oi!
i hatecha officer bobby
oi! oi!

X L X 04. Officer Bobby's Dead
(lyrics: jonbobby mcfee & reuben; music: Bauhaus)
officer bobby from the British police here
I'll beat ya 'till you're bloody, just because you're ugly
then I'll go get drunk with my imaginary friends,
real people don't like me,
and i hate them

oi

anarchist Johnny from the revolution squad here
gonna smash bobby's head in, with a big rock
guess what bobby buddy, I'm gonna beat you bloody
then I'll go get drunk with my real live friends

officer bobby
oi! oi!
oi oi oi

here officer bobby
officer bobby's dead
oh officer bobby
officer bobby's alive
oh officer bobby
oh officer bobby
oh officer bobby
is dead, oi

X L X 05. Officer Bobby (Ballad)
(lyrics: jonbobby mcfee & reuben; music: reuben, jonbobby mcfee, chris)
officer bobby from the British police here
I'll beat ya 'till you're bloody, just because you're ugly
then I'll go get drunk with my imaginary friends,
real people don't like me,
and i hate them
i forgot this part

officer bobby
oi! oi!
die officer i mean here
oi! oi!
there officer bobby
oi! oi!
everywhere is bobby
oi! oi! oi!

anarchist Johnny from the revolution squad here
gonna smash bobby's head in, with a big rock
guess what bobby buddy, I'm gonna beat you bloody
then I'll go get drunk with my real live friends

officer bobby
oi! oi!
die officer bobby
oi! oi!
yer dead now bobby
oi!
no more bobby
OI!!

X L X 06. Officer Bobby (Ska version)
(jonbobby mcfee, reuben, chris)
-instrumental

X L X 07. Officer Bobby (Fast version)
(lyrics & music: jonbobby mcfee & reuben)
officer bobby from the British police here
I'll beat ya 'till you're bloody, just because you're ugly
then I'll go get drunk with my imaginary friends,
real people don't like me,
and i hate them

officer bobby
oi! oi!
here officer bobby
oi! oi!
there officer bobby
oi! oi!
everywhere is bobby
oi! oi! oi! oi!

anarchist Johnny from the revolution squad here
gonna smash bobby's head in, with a big rock
guess what bobby buddy, I'm gonna beat you bloody
then I'll go get drunk with my real live friends

officer bobby
oi! oi!
die officer bobby
oi! oi!
yer dead now bobby
oi! oi!
no more bobby
OI!!

X L X 08. Officer Bobby & the Platypus
(lyrics: jonbobby mcfee & reuben w/robbie; music: the piz)
oi oi oi
oi oi oi
oi oi oi
officer bobby from the British police here
I'll beat ya 'till you're bloody, just because you're ugly
then I'll go get drunk with my imaginary friends,
real people don't like me,
and i hate them
officer bobby and the platypus

anarchist Johnny from the revolution squad here
gonna smash bobby's head in, with a big rock
guess what bobby buddy, I'm gonna beat you bloody
officer bobby and the platypus

officer bobby
oi! oi!
die officer bobby
oi! oi!
yer dead now bobby
oi! oi!
no more bobby
oi oi
lick it shov it keep it end it oi

X L X 09. Officer Bobby B. Goode
(chuck berry)
-instrumental-

X L X 10. The Officer Bobby Blues
(lyrics: jonbobby mcfee & reuben; music: jonbobby mcfee, reuben, chris)
officer bobby from the British police here
I'll beat ya 'till you're bloody, just because you're ugly
(sing it brother)
then I'll go get drunk with my imaginary friends,
real people don't like me, and i hate them

anarchist Johnny from the revolution squad here
I'll beat ya 'till you're bloody, just because you're oh wait
oops
i mean
gonna smash bobby's head in with a big rock
i'm gonna beat you bloody, officer bobby
oi.

X L X 11. Officer Bobby Juice
(lyrics: jonbobby mcfee & reuben; music: reuben, jonbobby mcfee, paul)
officer bobby from the British police here
I'll beat ya 'till you're bloody, just because you're ugly
then I'll go get drunk with my imaginary friends,

anarchist Johnny from the revolution squad
gonna smash bobby's head in, with a big rock
guess what bobby buddy
then I'll go get drunk with my real live friends

X L X 12. 12 lb. Officer Bobby
(lyrics: jonbobby mcfee & reuben; music: the piz)
officer bobby from the British police here
I'll beat ya 'till you're bloody, just because you're ugly
then I'll go get drunk with my imaginary friends,
real people don't like me,
and i hate them

ahhh ahhh oi oi ahhh

anarchist Johnny from the revolution squad here
gonna smash bobby's head in, with a big rock
guess what bobby buddy, I'm gonna beat you

oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi

X L X 13. Officer Bobby (Death metal version)
(lyrics: jonbobby mcfee & reuben; music: reuben & chris w/jonbobby mcfee)
officer bobby from the British police here
I'll beat ya 'till you're bloody, just because you're ugly
then I'll go get drunk with my imaginary friends,
real people don't like me,
and i hate them

officer bobby
AHHHHH!
here officer bobby
AHHHHH!
there officer bobby
AHHHHH!
everywhere is bobby
AHHHHH!

anarchist Johnny from the revolution squad here
gonna smash bobby's head in, with a big rock
guess what bobby buddy, I'm gonna beat you bloody
then I'll go get drunk with my real live friends

officer bobby
AHHHHH!
die officer bobby
AHHHHH!
yer dead now bobby
AHHHHH!
no more bobby
AHHHHH!

X L X 14. Officer Sandman
(lyrics: jonbobby mcfee & reuben; music: Metallica)
officer bobby from the British police
I'll beat ya 'till you're bloody, just because you're ugly
then I'll go get drunk with my imaginary friends,
real people don't like me, and i hate them

oi! oi! oi! oi!
off to never-never land

anarchist Johnny from the revolution squad here
gonna smash bobby's head in, with a big rock
guess what bobby, now I'm gonna beat you bloody
then I'll go get drunk with my imaginary friends
i mean my real ones

now i lay me down to sleep
(officer bobby)
pray the lord my soul to keep
(oi oi)
if i die before i wake
(die officer bobby)
pray the lord my soul to take
(oi oi)

hush little baby, don't say a word
and never mind that noise you heard
it's just the beast under your bed
in your closet, in your head
exit light
enter night
take my hand
e
whatever

X L X 15. Officer Bobby's Park
(lyrics & music: paul, reuben, jonbobby mcfee)
officer bobby's running, jogging, walking
officer bobby's jumping high
officer bobby's playing in the park
officer bobby's eating flies
officer bobby's kissing all the girls
officer bobby's really hot
officer bobby kissed me on the lips
even though i'm a guy

chorus:
lick my nose (repeat)

i'll put on all my makeup
i'll wear a high skirt
i'd really like to get to know you
face down in the dirt
i'll treat you like all my old friends
burn down your house
i'll take you to officer bobby's park
and then we'll have some fun

(chorus)

officer bobby's running, jogging, walking
officer bobby's jumping high
officer bobby's playing in the park
officer bobby's eating flies
officer bobby's kissing all the girls
officer bobby's really hot
officer bobby kissed me on the lips
even though he died

X L X 16. Officer Bobby's On the Boat
(lyrics & music: jonbobby mcfee, paul, reuben)
on the boat we don't need to take a bath 'cause
we've got lots of donuts (officer bobby) on the boat
on the boat we chop people in half heh heh heh
if we didn't then where'd we get our socks?
on the boat we wear funny tights all day
and then we put 'em on our head
on the boat we make friends with all the birdies
so they won't go poopin' on our boat (oi! oi!)
we pick up each others' eyeballs when we lose 'em
'cause we're all real friendly on the boat (here ya go!)
on the boat the cook throws guys in the big pot
and then he serves it up and calls it rice (mmm, rice!)
on the boat there's a guy with gold teeth 
and none of us know who he is (it's officer bobby!)
on the boat every day is sunday
and we make up good excuses not to go to church
on the boat we all play with the funny rock
we're all proud zombie pirates on the boat!

X L X 17. Vote for Officer Bobby
(lyrics & music by the piz)
vote for officer bobby
he doesn't eat meat
and if you vote for officer bobby,
he'll beat you 'til you're bloody
vote for officer bobby
he hates people who are real
vote for officer bobby
he gets drunk with his imaginary friends
vote for officer bobby
he'll give you money
lots and lots of money filled with honey
vote for officer bobby
he'll beat you bloody
vote for officer bobby
he's ugly
officer bobby, oi oi
officer bobby (bobby!)
bobby bobby bobby
officer bobby

X L X 18. Officer Bobby (Death metal studio version)
(lyrics: jonbobby mcfee & reuben; music: reuben & chris)
officer bobby from the British police here
I'll beat
then I'll go get drunk with my imaginary friends,
real people don't like me, and i hate them

officer bobby
AHHHHH!
here officer bobby
AHHHHH!
there officer bobby
AHHHHH!
everywhere is bobby
AHHHHH!

anarchist Johnny from the revolution squad here
gonna smash bobby's head in, with a big rock
AHHHHH!

X L X 19. Officer Bobby (Computer reggae version)
(jonbobby mcfee & reuben)
-instrumental-

X L X 20. Officer Bobby (Live at Molly's house 09/27/97)
(lyrics & music: jonbobby mcfee & reuben)
officer bobby from the British police here
I'll beat ya 'till you're bloody, just because you're ugly
then I'll go get drunk with my imaginary friends,
real people don't like me,
and i hate them

officer bobby
oi! oi!
here officer bobby
oi! oi!
there officer bobby
oi! oi!
everywhere is bobby
oi! oi! oi! oi!

anarchist Johnny from the revolution squad here
gonna smash bobby's head in, with a big rock
guess what bobby buddy, I'm gonna beat you bloody
then I'll go get drunk with my real live friends

officer bobby
oi! oi!
die officer bobby
oi! oi!
yer dead now bobby
oi! oi!
no more bobby
OI!!

X L X 21. Officer Bobby (Live at the Rialto Theater 12/18/97)
see above

X L X 22. Officer Bobby (Live at the Drainage Pipe 07/23/98)
see above

X L X 23. Officer Bobby (Live at Missy's house 08/07/98)
see above

X L X 24. Officer Bobby (Live at Jon's house 08/2?/98)
see above

X L X 25. Officer Bobby (Evil slow death version)
(lyrics: jonbobby mcfee & reuben; music: reuben & chris)
?

S L X 26. Officer Bobby (LP version)
see 24

X L X 27. Officer Bobby (Radio edit)
see above

the b-side

X L X 28. forgot
(reuben)
i forgot to make a b-side

X L X 29. the b-side (Live at Steve's house 08/16/98)
(reuben, jonbobby mcfee, chris, w/steve)
-instrumental-

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